funny jokez by moi

a juggler is going to do a performance at a royal ball but when he gets on stage he runs away! Why?! because he ai'nt got no balls to do it!!!


a man goes into a church and attempts to jump a chair but he tripps and falls over. "damn i missed" the man said, but the pope heard him say that and the pope said "say that again next week and god will smite u down!!"
so the man comes agin next week and attempts to jump the chair again.
he tripps and misses, he said "damn i missed" so the pope walks over and say's" i warned u" so the heavens open and god appears and lightning strikes the pope instead. god said"damn i missed"!!!!

a man goes to a tractor fair and sees a golden tractor with a sighn saying"do not sit on!" but the man ignored it and he sat down on it. the owner sees him doing it so he told him" look if u do this next year ure out!"
so next year he went to the tractor fair and saw the same tractor and the same sight. but he ignored it and sat down. the owner told him" go away and never come back...
so the tractor fan went crying into a bar. there were teens smoking in a corner. the smoke got too much so the bartender said" some1 open up a window...plz!" so the man went to the door and opened it and all the smoke went out. "how did u do that?" the bartender said. the man said
"because i'm an ex-tractor fan!!!"

Funny ??? any of them???

you know there is a button named edit no spamming wait a lil and someone will respond HAHRHARHR

fly.. he always know that edit. but he always do like this -.- that cant be accident enymore.. i think

Just like you Freak,
every second post is yours..

arska wrote:

Just like you Freak,
every second post is yours..

meaby coz im always on forums.. coz its hard to come and here is 500 new post.. its easier like that.

LOOOOL

You don't have to answer every post.
That's not anymore active, thats SPAMMING

spamming? its that spamming if i speak in eny topic wich i have thing?

But you aint got thing in every topic Sometimes your post are unnecessary... Aaro is right

Freak wrote:

spamming? its that spamming if i speak in eny topic wich i have thing?

u accused me of spamming too now who has the most posts made
ironic....