funny joke

Number of posts : 9 Registration date : 2007-06-29

in a classroom, mary started to go to sleep. the teacher asked her a question" what is the lords name?" mary was still asleep so dave behind her poked her with a needle. mary jumped up with fright and said " god almighty! and went back to sleep. then the teacher asked her another question"who is gods son?2 mary was still asleep, so dave poked her with his needle again. she jumped up with fight agian and said "jesus christ!" and went back to sleep. the the teacher asked her another question "what did eve say to adam when they had there 32nd child" dave poked mary again to wake her up. mary jumped up and said to dave,"look mate, if you stick that thing in me one more time i'll snap it in half!!!!!" lol!